Pastor’s Message for July 2024

Happy Summer 2024!

We had a great week of Vacation Bible School here at Monaca UMC, June 17-21. The kids had a great time learning about Jesus, and the adults had a great time being with such wonderful children. As pastor, I was so proud of how everyone worked together to create an amazing experience for all involved.

VBS is always one of the most enjoyable weeks in the church, and it’s also one of the most exhausting! Add to that the extremely hot temperatures, and my brain is fried! So let’s discuss how hot it was in June.

  • Did you know it was so hot last week that chickens were laying hard boiled eggs?
  • It was so hot last week that Moses parted the asphalt in the church parking lot.
  • It was so hot last week that the fire ants burst into real flames.
  • It was so hot last week, I saw a funeral procession stopped at a Dairy Queen drive-thru.
  • It was so hot last week, the devil went to the lake of fire to cool off.
  • It was so hot, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego were asking Nebuchadnezzar to go back into the fiery furnace!
  • It was so hot, the burning bush was looking for shade.
  • How hot was it? It was so hot the pigs were bacon.

Okay, I’ll stop on that last one! I hope my jokes have got you fired up for what God has in store for you this summer!

God loves you, and so do I,
Pastor Jim

Coming Up…

< November 2023 >
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
      1AA Meeting 7pm from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
2Busy Hands 1pm from 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm
Knitting/crochet Group Carey Community Center + Google calendar
3 4Daylight Saving Time ends tonight all day
Remember to turn your clocks back 1 hour before bedtime. DST ends at 2am. + Google calendarAA Meeting 10:30am from 10:30 am to 11:30 am
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
5All Saints Day Service of Remembrance from 11:00 am to 12:00 pm
as part of regular Sunday worship + Google calendarWorship w/ Communion 11am from 11:00 am to 12:00 pm
Holy Communion Offered Church Sanctuary + Google calendarKids Sunday School from 11:15 am to 12:00 pm
Starts following the children's message during worship, at approx. 11:15am. + Google calendar
6 7Election Day from 7:00 am to 8:00 pm
Polling place for Monaca Ward #2 Carey Community Center + Google calendarBowling League from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm
+ Google calendar
8"PhDs" 6:30pm @Aliquippa First, Lounge from 6:30 pm to 7:30 pm
For "Projects Half Done" - knitting/crochet group; 2nd & 4th Wednesday of the month at Aliquippa First UMC + Google calendarAA Meeting 7pm from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
9 10 11Veterans Day all day
+ Google calendarAA Meeting 10:30am from 10:30 am to 11:30 am
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
12Worship 11am from 11:00 am to 12:00 pm
Traditional worship, including prayer and the singing of traditional hymns. Church Sanctuary + Google calendarKids Sunday School from 11:15 am to 12:00 pm
Starts following the children's message during worship, at approx. 11:15am. + Google calendar
13 14Thanksgiving Food Pantry Distribution from 11:00 am to 12:00 pm
In place of our normal monthly distribution, we will provide everything needed for our food pantry patrons to have a Thanksgiving Feast!
Patrons are also invited to a ready-to-eat lunch.
+ Google calendarBowling League from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm
+ Google calendar
15United Women in Faith Meeting from 1:00 pm to 12:00 am
(formerly United Methodist Women) business meeting and informative program at Aliquippa First UMC Map+ Google calendarAA Meeting 7pm from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
16MAT Meeting from 10:30 am to 12:00 pm
+ Google calendarBusy Hands 1pm from 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm
Knitting/crochet Group Carey Community Center + Google calendar
17 18AA Meeting 10:30am from 10:30 am to 11:30 am
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
19Worship 11am from 11:00 am to 12:00 pm
Traditional worship, including prayer and the singing of traditional hymns. Church Sanctuary + Google calendarKids Sunday School from 11:15 am to 12:00 pm
Starts following the children's message during worship, at approx. 11:15am. + Google calendar
20Executive Council from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm
+ Google calendar
21No Bowling all day
Thanksgiving + Google calendarHymn Sing from 1:30 pm to 12:00 am
+ Google calendar
22"PhDs" 6:30pm @Aliquippa First, Lounge from 6:30 pm to 7:30 pm
For "Projects Half Done" - knitting/crochet group; 2nd & 4th Wednesday of the month at Aliquippa First UMC + Google calendarAA Meeting 7pm from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
23Happy Thanksgiving! all day
+ Google calendarThanksgiving - No Pickleball from 6:30 pm to 8:30 pm
+ Google calendar
24 25AA Meeting 10:30am from 10:30 am to 11:30 am
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
26Worship 11am from 11:00 am to 12:00 pm
Traditional worship, including prayer and the singing of traditional hymns. Church Sanctuary + Google calendarKids Sunday School from 11:15 am to 12:00 pm
Starts following the children's message during worship, at approx. 11:15am. + Google calendar
27 28Bowling League from 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm
+ Google calendar
29AA Meeting 7pm from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous Fellowship Hall + Google calendar
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